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raise taxes on >>the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true!
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>> stephanie miller. ♪ bad girl, you bad girl ♪ ♪ you're such a dirty bad girl ♪ ♪ uh-huh ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 23 minutes after the hour. happy halloween. look what we got you. a tweet. it is elvira, mistress of the dark. [ applause ] >> i still have not tried my -- what is it? my macabre -- the wine. >> macabre-nay. >> stephanie: it's good. i thinkly have it tonight in honor of halloween.
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>> you'll like it. you'll be surprised. it is better than two buck chuck! >> i have a bot of elvira's orange scream soda on my counter. >> drink that. just don't drink elvira's night brew beer. that came out about 15 years ago. if you open a bottle of that, i can't be held responsible for what might happen to you. >> stephanie: she's an industry. >> i'm a beverage industry. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jenny in georgia. you're on with elvira. oh wait. hi jenny welcome. >> caller: oh, hi. thank goodness, i thought you were going to go to somebody else. first of all i've been crushing on joe biden ever since his wonderful, wonderful performance in the vice presidential debate. and since then, i have realized that i would take a bullet for anyone of the four people in our
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lector -- our executive branch. because joe biden is a real woman who love -- jill biden is a real woman who loves teaching. >> i thought you said joe biden. >> caller: fantastic. and michelle obama, what a great job she's done with nutrition and everything. and the president is just -- he's the best! he absolutely -- i think the fact that he is so respected around the world and in this country that you have to say everything -- i want to see -- i would like to see the money go to all of us who stand behind the president. >> stephanie: did you see, by the way, they did every country in the world. they did a poll. they all overwhelmingly want obama except for pakistan. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> why? >> stephanie: i guess because
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he said we shouldn't move heaven and earth to get one man. obama said if we have actionable intelligence, we'll go in with or without pakistan's permission. mitt romney is like that's rude. >> i hope pakistan isn't voting in this election. >> who knows with karl rove. >> could get them to vote. mail in. mail in voting. >> stephanie: you would think the muslim socialist kenya would be the one -- >> you're right. i'm moving to kenya. >> exactly. >> who do you think you're fooling with this ballot? >> stephanie: really jim? bob in san francisco. hi bob. >> caller: hi. voting for romney because you blame obama for the economy is like gray davis in 1999. blaming enron and what they did to california on recalling him. >> he was the one who tried to prevent that disaster. >> stephanie: schwarzenegger turned out to be so great.
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[ wah wah ] >> a few things in his nature. what exactly would you do as governor? >> things of that nature. >> those kinds of things. >> stephanie: we figured out what he was. what things of this nature went. what he was going to do was... the maid. >> there you go. >> stephanie: greg in boston you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> hey stephanie. thank you for taking my call. happy halloween. thank you for letting me speak also with elvira. i love elvira. >> oh, thank you. >> stephanie: is there a man alive who doesn't? for god's sake. >> the straights the gays, everybody. >> let me just tell you that. >> thank you. >> stephanie: you make men giddy. look at you. >> caller: make me giddy but it doesn't take a lot to make me giddy. the reason i'm calling -- i'm mad as hell because i of course suffered through the term of mitt romney here in
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massachusetts. we've just experienced a terrible natural disaster here in the northeast with this hurricane sandy. and i want to just kind of appeal to the swing states... ohio iowa, any place in the southeast and the southwest actually that experienced a drought. you know, obama has our backs with regards to trying to fund any type of natural disaster. he's willing to take -- you know, whatever governmental resources applicable toward trying to make -- you know, to help us get through these tough times. i think about mitt romney. i think about what he did. he was all about -- with bain capital, he was about cut reduce retool and resell at a profit. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: is this the kind of guy you want as president of the united states who could actually do this in terms of a natural disaster? what would a natural disaster look like under mitt romney? >> stephanie: greg, thank you. how do you privatize fema? you're going to make disaster
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relief for profit? they'll be thinking about profit margin when people are in dire need and they're in need immediately? >> that's exactly what halliburton would do. they would bring in halliburton to do all of this cleanup. >> i think it is called insurance. you pay -- they already have that. nobody nobody can afford it. >> exactly because it keeps going up and up and up. >> stephanie: governor, you've been asked 14 times why are you retuesday fog answer the -- refusing to answer the question that he would abolish fema in a debate just a few months ago. he won't answer that. >> disaster in the cayman islands. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. right back with elvira on "the stephanie miller show." to miss my show is if that's the only time you can get to a polling place. make sure that voting is your
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>> every halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. happy halloween. elvira, mistress of the dark live in studio with us. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. close personal friend of -- >> stephanie miller. that's how we got this booking. >> that's right. >> "the today show" and this. >> i was like hmm hmm. today show is in new york. >> and it is underwater. >> i didn't know about the trees being full of underwear. >> that was john vernon. >> really. that was amazing. i was wondering where my underwear were this morning. >> stephanie: i wonder where mine are every morning.
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[ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] first of all, you know -- you said dinner with someone -- i had dinner with the president last night. >> i had breakfast with someone -- it was the next day and said i had dinner with the president last night. this was a month ago. they're really tied into the whole political thing and they said you just relax. first of all no one -- he is way ahead in ohio no matter what they say and no president has ever won -- >> stephanie: no republican has ever won the white house -- >> hello. you -- you know. you know what i'm saying because i'm too tired to understand. then she reeled off a list of reasons why obama is absolutely going to win and there's no question about it and just relax! >> stephanie: that does not mean relax. >> that doesn't mean don't vote. >> stephanie: this reuters poll. the race is tied but most think obama will win. it is the electoral path and all of that stuff. 53% of all voters, let's see
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actually they're tied. obama at 47. 53% obama will win. 29% romney will win. analysts and pollsters. >> steph, you and i can go back to drinking a bottle of wine a night and not more. we can kind of chill. >> stephanie: i have been drinking a lot. i've been saying i had post-traumatic polling disorder. you see the polls. you're like -- >> i can't sleep at night. i have nightmares about romney. >> red wine doesn't mix with nyquil. >> stephanie: it did for me. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] we were just talking about this. headline, why hurricane sandy might cost obama the popular vote but not the presidency. people are going how is this going to affect -- because obviously he's way ahead in early voting. in a lot of the states, early voting has been shut down in eastern states however so in the -- they're saying it could knock out power for at least a week. that's what roland was telling
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me this morning. there are still -- the schools may be closed. very good chance voters -- hundreds of thousands will be coping with urgent personal affairs and the trips to the poll may be one burden too many. now consider where the voters are overwhelming -- in states where obama is all but certain to win. with huge pluralities. latest poll in new york gives the president a 61-35 advantage over romney. this enormous lead combined with post-storm burden suggests there's markedly less incentive for obama voters to vote. so this is what they're saying about affect the popular vote. it increase the chance obama will lose the popular vote to romney as happened in 2000. split between the popular and the electoral college. he will win the electoral college and the presidency. >> i don't care how we have to win. >> i can breathe now. >> stephanie: it will be worth it just to see the right lose their [ bleep ] that's never happened before. we should be going by the popular vote.
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hee, hee hee. >> stephanie: let me take a moment to say on al gore's network. [ ♪ nah nah nah nah nah ♪ ] >> stephanie: people in those states may be motivated by what an amazing job the president has done over this to vote and say thank you even if they're in a deep blue state. >> sometimes, i don't care what he could do. he could turn water to wine or vice versa and they still -- like, he's doing a terrible job. >> stephanie: turning wine to water. >> exactly. >> they would definitely not vote for him then. >> stephanie: total buzz kill. >> some people won't vote for obama period because he's black. >> stephanie: he's black. >> in case you haven't noticed he's black. >> stephanie: they've been so subtle about that. >> they've been really subtle. it wouldn't matter if he walked across that water that is flooding new york right now
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they would still vote for romney. >> stephanie: i was saying just last week, literally you had sununu saying colin powell only endorsed him because he's black. sarah palin accused him of shucking and jiving. >> stephanie: donald trump -- jump through hoops for him. the racism is blatant. >> lordy. >> produce your college transcripts, i'll give your charity $5 mmm. >> stephanie: i couldn't be president. you know what, y'all, you can do to my big black presidential -- all right. >> even the list of potential charities was insulting. inner city youth you know what i'm talking about. >> there is one college document that i would love to see of yours. what is that? >> stephanie: your booking photo of when you were arrested. [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> stephanie arrested? what? >> stephanie: at usc i was --
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>> i have to leave now folks. >> can't be seen with you. >> stephanie: i was in possession of a six-pack. >> no. was it elvira's night brew? >> stephanie: of light beer. i could drink in new york. i was 18. it was 21 in california. >> wow, you and peewee herman. >> stephanie: my dad had to hire a fancy lawyer to knock it down to a misdemeanor. he said that's the most expensive six-pack i've ever bought. >> you were 20 when you were arrested. you lived here for two years and so you should have known that the drinking age was 21. >> stephanie: right. i did. i went to this place that was notorious for selling -- it wasn't for me. it was for my roommate. i was being helpful. >> of course it was. that's what i said when i was arrested at arizona state. >> stephanie: i didn't even buy it. the guy next to me said -- they did card. first time ever -- i don't have
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i.d. the guy said i'll buy it for you. we got right outside, it was -- [ sirens ] it was a sting. i'm in the backseat of the car handcuffed. >> really? >> i've been that way too. >> i got arrested but i talked my way out of it for stealing a potpie for a friend. a chicken potpie. >> did it have pot in it? >> that would have been a medicinal potpie. >> for a friend who had no food. but i got arrested but i talked my way out of it. there's a dog in here. it is my phone. >> stephanie: anyway -- so i was like handcuffed on the bench. in the holding in the l.a. thing in jail. i was like just chatting guys up. what are you here for? >> rape, murder. >> okay. i need another six-pack. >> i'm sure we have fans who work in the l.a. county hall of records. >> stephanie: that was not an attractive booking faux
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development i was crying. please, my dad's going to kill me. >> i will send you a t-shirt if you send us the booking photo. >> with the mugshot on it? >> they make -- make t-shirts with the mugshot on it. >> come on, steph. >> stephanie: i was about 20 pounds heavier. it was not a good look. >> did you have frizzy hair? >> i was a sophomoresaurus. >> had you already drunk the whole six-pack? >> no. >> you would have looked like nick nolte. >> stephanie: it is halloween. elvira is here. mayor john from west hollywood wants to say hi. >> caller: hey, stephanie. greetings from west hollywood where the women are strong and the men are pretty. we're gearing up for a party tonight. carnivale, 400,000 people on santa monica boulevard in west hollywood. it is going to be -- we're crowning as king of the carnival
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adonne van. >> stephanie: john, what are going to be the most popular costumes? a lot of women in binders? >> i think big bird is probably going to be very popular. i also think ann romney running around saying stop it! >> stephanie: this is hard! by the way a lot of things are hard. i've been to that parade many times. >> i'm one of the gay boys that was completely in love with elvira. i had a poster in my bedroom. and i didn't imagine snuggling up to the boobs like in a motorboat way but more as a love boat sort of way. >> good one. i hope there's lot of elviras tonight. there usually is on santa monica boulevard. lots of elviras with beards and overweight. >> chris, you got your costume. >> stephanie: in an election year, we'll probably see more political themed ones, right? >> we'll have mitt romneys out there. i'm sure, barack obama. michele bachmanns and her
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husband running side by side. all of that will be happening tonight. >> that's awesome. >> stephanie: marcus will be in better heels. >> yes exactly. >> stephanie: mayor john, happy halloween honey. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: mayor of west hollywood. >> for real. >> for real. >> stephanie: yeah exactly. let's go to -- paul in michigan. you're on "the stephanie miller show." you're on with elvira. hi paul. >> caller: how you doing stephanie? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: you guys put on an excellent show by the way. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i think i figured out how romney's idea of privatizing fema works. >> stephanie: how's that? >> caller: and that is some corrupt corporation probably owned by mitt romney gets billions of dollars of our tax money and then when there is a disaster if they show up at all, they show up with truckloads of panty hose and yo-yos and lampshades and then when the victims say do you have any food or water or lumber? they say oh, no, that would cost
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money. we won't spend our profits on that. we're just going to give you this junk we got for free. >> stephanie: so it looks good like for a photo op. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] jim, who said do you know who likes fema? florida. florida loves fema. florida is a very close state and florida has to rely on fema because at lo of a -- because of a lot of hurricanes. west virginia likes fema and north carolina. there are a lot of states where people say i don't like the government. i don't want the government's advice but when something like this happens you know what you want in your life? the government. >> big government. damn them. >> benito mussolini. >> wow, that was wrong. [ ding ding ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: it doesn't matter. somebody smart said that. >> as governor romney was slow to respond to disasters in his state -- >> in western massachusetts. >> that's a big country. >> stephanie: almost like he just wants to be in power not actually do anything with the power. okay. funny that. 45 minutes after the hour. right back. more with elvira, mistress of the dark on "the stephanie
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miller show." >> i'm very embarrassed for you for what goes on on your show. it's just dirty stuff and you all laugh so stupidly like a bunch of idiots. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." decisions, watch current tv's politically direct lineup. only on current tv. vote smart. our democracy depends on an informed electorate.
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(vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking.
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>>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. (vo) she's joy behar. >>current will let me say anything. >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. happy halloween. 50 minutes after the hour. elvira mistress of the dark. we brought. >> delightful tweet.
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you! it's you. >> i'm a tweet? >> stephanie: who is the pretty halloween treat? it's you! 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. >> i left my body at the door. i'm all ecto plasm. >> stephanie: i already got her sick. oh, my god. [coughing] >> stephanie: kelly in oklahoma. hi kelly. >> caller: good morning. i want to tell you guys first of all happy halloween. >> you as well. >> caller: love the show. wish i could be one of the mooks. >> stephanie: you're an honorary mook. >> caller: i wanted to point out to you that last night on "the young turks," cenk uygur actually interviewed chris brown, former director of fema. and he declarefied the statement that he made about president obama. in his words he wasn't actually attacking obama. what he was saying, allegedly was that if obama had waited a little bit until the governors had actually had some time to work and do some things, he
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would have gotten more political mileage out of the situation. >> we're talking about michael brown, not chris brown. >> caller: michael brown. >> stephanie: what does rihanna think? >> i think he would do a better job than michael brown. >> stephanie: chris brown. i'm not a fan. >> not so much for women. but everything else. >> stephanie: see, that's the thing. you can tell the president is not calculating what's political. that's why it is authentic. he is just doing what he think is best. here's the other thing we keep saying. it is not not like one gaffe or one statement. whether it is all of the rapey republicans. have all of their thoughts -- it is their policy. it is in their policies. it is in their bills. this is the same thing. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] house g.o.p. voted to cut disaster relief in order to preserve spending. he would abolish fema. now of course it is politically incorrect to say that in the middle of a disaster. the man has no core beliefs.
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of course they've already walked that back. that's not what he said. >> big bird and fema, they're both history. >> stephanie: as part of the bill to avoid the military spending cuts included in the budget control act which was -- which was passed as a result of the 2011 g.o.p.'s inspired debt ceiling standoff, house republicans proposed localities to respond to disasters like hurricanes. republicans last year held disaster relief funding hostage several times. remember that? demanding offsetting budget cuts. remember eric cantor in the middle of a disaster. oh, no i'm sorry. we're going to need to find some cuts. these people needed help then. like now! >> right. >> stephanie: disaster relief is not something you can get to. they attempted to slash disaster funding in 2011 continuing resolution. meanwhile, the budget control act itself cuts $900 million from fema. they don't believe in government. >> with global warming you know. heating up more storms, more disasters. it is a good time to cut fema,
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don't you? >> speaking of heck of a job browny. student from brown who remains unconvinced there was a hurricane. it is a government conspiracy. >> is he the same one that doesn't think auschwitz happened? >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] we already played the -- we're not playing that again, right? >> if you want, we can play it again. >> stephanie: why not. it was a priceless moment. fox and friends trying to get chris christie to get political. >> mr. romney may do some storm-related event. is there any possibility that governor romney may go to new jersey to tour some of the damage with you? >> i have no idea. nor am i the least bit concerned or interested. i've got a job to do here in new jersey that's much bigger than presidential politics. and i could care less about any of that stuff. i have a job to do. i've got 2.4 million people out of power. i've got devastation on the shore. i've got floods in the northern part of my state. if you think right now i give a damn about presidential politics, then you don't know me. >> wow!
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>> stephanie: woo-hoo. >> good for him! >> stephanie: shut them down. >> what if romney came, you know and brought some canned goods? how would that be? >> and trick or treating? >> stephanie: romney is probably going to injure several more people. air dropping food into people. [ screaming ] i just got hit by a can of -- >> chili or something. >> some heavy tuna. a lot of mercury in that one. >> stephanie: sean hannity on romney. >> governor romney actually -- as i read, gave his campaign bus for relief efforts for the people that are going to be impacted by the storm. bill clinton raced out to politicize it by saying electing romney is worse than electing hurricane sandy. it is fitting considering this has been the nastiest campaign run by presidents ability and company that we've ever seen. >> what the hell. >> stephanie: wow! >> mitt romney offered one of
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his buses. >> stephanie: romney politicizing it. romney victory rally in ohio. >> storm relief. in a state not hit by the storm. >> actually, ohio was hit -- there were some pretty big waves on lake erie. >> stephanie: lake erie is not that big. i grew up on it. >> there was some damage in ohio from it. >> stephanie: he was there -- >> i know. he was saying it wasn't affected -- i'm just saying -- >> not in the way -- >> dayton wasn't affected but there were parts of ohio that were. >> stephanie: that's not why he was there. eric bolling on the 5. >> huge storm, massive storm. campaign events that were scheduled. and rightly so. president obama earlier today with his fema director by his side gave a nice speech. he said be careful. people's lives are number one. most important. there was a question toward the end of the speech. it was what will the impact be on the election, sir? president obama said i'm not worried about the impact on the election. i'm worried about the impact on
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families. they said the election will take care of itself next week. right now the number one priority is to make sure we're saving lives. my question is where was president obama a month and a half ago when four of our americans were locked -- about to be sasses a nated. he was in las vegas campaigning. >> stephanie: nice try. does that seem a little desperate? a month ago -- >> but one time stuff happened when he wasn't there. >> where was president 37 years ago when -- in a car wreck. >> where was obama when pearl harbor happened? he's from hawaii. >> stephanie: they're grasping for straws. ryan kilmeade -- brian kilmeade. >> we knew how bad the storm was before the president left for orlando. nothing has changed that much. maybe landfall in different areas. does it show a sign of disarray or discontent within the obama re-election campaign that he comes down here, doesn't do anything. he just flies back.
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>> stephanie: what? let me take a minute to answer... no! that's not what that means. but nice try. >> comes down and flies back? >> he cancelled a campaign appearance to brian kilmeade, that's a sign of a campaign in disarray. >> stephanie: obviously he wasn't flying back to deal with the situation. >> maybe he was going down to florida to read stories to children while a disaster was happening. >> stephanie: that would never happen. >> oh, okay. >> stephanie: all right. 58 minutes after the hour. back with actor mark hamill of "star wars." next on "the stephanie miller show." i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome.
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we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> stephanie: hello current tv land. mark hamill coming up from "star wars." >> squee! >> stephanie: wait who just paid what for what? $4.6 billion? >> disney paid $4.5 billion for the lucas film. >> stephanie: that's what current paid to get my show. almost eerie. >> stephanie: to repeat us. now i get they doubled that. >> might be off a couple of decimal points. >> stephanie: i haven't done the math on what it is now that
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they're repeating the show. cha cha-ching cha-ching. >> i think you just multiply by two. >> stephanie: exactly. she's not in the current news center. she's right here in captain america's underpants with us. >> it is abuse in person. good morning. president obama has stopped in at fema headquarters in d.c. this morning, this ahead of his trip to new jersey to check out storm damage with governor chris christie this afternoon. romney is in florida today but we know now he's going to hold his final campaign rally in manchester new hampshire. that's going to be monday night along with kid rock. he's being called a special guest and the campaign theme song artist. i guess they haven't stolen that one. i don't know what the theme song is. >> stephanie: they've been watching him all summer long. >> romney launched his campaign -- romney launched his campaign in new hampshire in june 2011. it is where he relaunched in april. it is also the home to the wolf borrow lakefront compound where they host the romney olympics.
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here is an interesting little note we got from "buzzfeed" reporting the campaign played some more games with yesterday's alleged storm relief benefit. according to the web site aides went to walmart and spent $5,000 on supplies that they could stage so people -- until people showed up with their donations. >> oh, really? >> props! as for election day, we've got people asking what's going to happen now that some polling places impacted by hurricane sandy. it looks like those polling places according to cnn will have to be cleaned up or relocated. electronic voting machines that need consistent power may have to be replaced with alternatives like paper ballots. but it is unlikely we're going to see any sort of extension beyond that. local paper -- local power companies rather know that they have to make polling places a priority when they're getting the power up and running. some early absentee voting has been extended but all in all
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our buddy, our pal is in with us on halloween. live in studio, very exciting. >> it is exciting that i'm up this early in the morning. >> well, you're mistress of the dark, not mistress of the morning. >> tell me about it. ♪ just call me angel of the morning ♪ >> stephanie: time to put her back in the coffin. here's the thing we know that elvira you know every celebrity in the history of celebrities. you have a story. >> just about. >> stephanie: we're very excited we have mark hamill on. you're like of course i know mark hamill. >> mark, my old buddy. i went to high school, i think with my ex-husband. >> oh, wow. >> stephanie: good morning mark hamill. did you know that? >> good morning. happy halloween. >> stephanie: you went to -- >> i miss cassandra. i have seen her in ages. one of the nightest and most genuine -- one of the nicest and most genuine people in all of
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showbiz. >> i say the same about you. you're a good guy. >> stephanie: you're both so cuddly. >> i hope you're -- >> yes? >> you hope my what? >> i was just wondering -- i was worried yesterday when i tuned in and stephanie wasn't there. i thought she was holding out for more money now that she's 25% of current's programming. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah, that was it. contract dispute. [ laughter ] >> you add in the evening specials you do on election night. pretty much all stephanie all the time. >> stephanie: mark, you are officially my new manager. congratulations! i'm current's $10 ceiling fan. >> long time listener. first time caller. you should be -- i had a podcast for you guys for a year and i even e-mailed you once because as sterling as jim's darth vader impression was, i was really
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upset that they -- so unfair comparing darth vader to dick cheney. so unfair to vader. >> right exactly. he's your dad afterall. >> darth vade her a redemption. he he saw the error of his ways. we're still waiting for that. >> i think we worked together on something on cartoon network. were you ever on -- something we did. >> yeah, exactly. i'm surprised i haven't run into you more often. you're obviously one of my voice-over idols. >> mark is a well-respected voice-over artist now. >> listen, i want to -- i won a british academy award for my joker. >> congratulations. >> fantastic. i was so sure i wouldn't win. i didn't go to london. i think that's my new theory. >> stephanie: he'll win. >> i had no idea you were a fan. i didn't get your letter.
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i swear to god i didn't answer you. i never got it. please send me a fan letter again. >> it is probably one of your assistants that you can give a number to. >> stephanie: somebody i probably already fired. don't worry about it. mark, everyone wants me to ask you, obviously disney bought the "star wars" franchise. >> lucas film. >> stephanie: how much do you get of the $4 billion exactly? >> oh, my gosh! you know, we're all going to -- outback steakhouse tonight! >> have a bloomin' onion. >> i was as surprised as anybody else. george told us about his plans to continue with the series last summer but he didn't tell us about selling to disney. so i heard about it on the internet like everybody else. and like i'm stunned.
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what a surprise. >> stephanie: so they're doing three more films. everyone wants us to ask if you're going to be in any of them. >> you know what i wish i could talk about it. i don't have enough information. i hate to say that. no comment! [ laughter ] i can't really talk about it because i don't know everything i need to know to be able to comment about it. but i mean i'm sure -- as soon as i know -- >> stephanie: you could run for office. that was like a mitt romney answer. [ laughter ] >> how dare you! i'm hanging up the phone right now! how dare you compare me to that -- >> stephanie: that was like a mitt romney answer, none answer on fema. >> they asked him 14 times was it? >> stephanie: exactly. >> he won't answer. that's one of the reasons i wanted to talk to you guys. i was enjoying him -- it was a highly entertaining -- when he was back doing his gaffe a palooza tour of england and europe when he was 20 points
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behind in the polls. now it's so close it's terrifying. we could get somebody like that in who changes our supreme court for 20 or 30 years who's bad up and down the line for seniors with wanting to privatize social security and voucherize medicare. he's bad for students wanting to cut back on programs. he's bad for hispanics. he would veto the dream act. he's bad -- >> women. >> wants to institute big bigotry into our constitution by making marriage between a man and a woman. he's just horrific! and him posing as a moderate is just -- beyond the pail. i don't think he's going to win. i think we're going to hold on to ohio and wisconsin and nevada and pennsylvania and the states we need to win. but i mean especially with all of the seniors in florida, how
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could be he doing so well? that shocks me. >> stephanie: i know. i think the force is with president obama if you don't mind my saying so. >> maybe they had more steamboats. that's good. >> with power wheels. >> stephanie: yeah. you are obviously -- you are obviously very political. >> well, you know, so funny that i sort of relate to you and ron reagan jr. because my father was a career naval officer. and bless his heart he is still with us and he's been a lifelong republican. he watches fox news all day long. >> stephanie: did you see -- mark, did you see susan eisenhower on tv last night? >> did i. i did indeed. i'm so -- first of all, it was a thrill four years ago when she endorsed obama. i mean i'm old enough to remember reasonable republicans like your father, for one. >> stephanie: yep. >> people that you could respect even though you disagreed with their policies. they had the courage of their
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convictions. with this character with willard, you go what in the world? he's not consistent hour to hour much less day to day or week to week. >> stephanie: mark -- >> it is frightening. >> stephanie: would this country really elect someone with zero core beliefs of any kind that will say anything? >> all the way into the white house. it is shameful. i started watching him in 2008 when -- you don't have to be partisan to be a dog lover like you or me and that story of him putting the dog on the roof and rather -- rather than it being a life lesson that he learns from, you know, he says i wouldn't do it again if i knew it would get all of this attention. he was in an airtight container. really? how does a dog breathe? >> you don't do that to a grasshopper. >> you know another thing? so funny how people forget. they say he's going to have to release his taxes.
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now, that's all forgotten. we won't elect a guy who has bank accounts in the cayman islands and luxembourg did and -- >> switzerland. >> bermuda. and now that's forgotten. here's one thing that really got me. that story of him -- if i wrestled someone to the ground with my buddies in high school and gave someone a forced haircut who was kicking and screaming, i think i would remember that. every participant from all of his buddies that helped him to the victim himself remembers clearly that story. i don't recall. i know i did a lot of things in high school. i don't really recall. really? you don't recall? instead of just manning up and saying you know, that's a shameful thick i did -- thing i did. we've all done things we regret. that was a learning experience for me not to be a bully. whatever it was. no, he doesn't remember. >> besides, i was drunk.
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there's that excuse. >> stephanie: i just saw another -- op-ed online. resident of massachusetts. you know, mark there is a reason -- obama is ahead by 20, 30 points. he was awful! >> those who know him best in massachusetts. he was 47 out of 50 in job creation. he didn't raise taxes but you should see the list of the fees he raised. everything from fishing license marriage license you know, there was afy if you were blind -- there was a fee if you were blind. there was a fee if you got tuberculosis. >> stephanie: really? >> i read on-line the list of fees he raised. the single worst handed governor in my lifetime. >> stephanie: not a single thing he said that was true. he said they were number one in education. that was under his predecessor. that was his initiative. it had nothing to do with romney. he inherited it. >> it is unbelievable, this guy.
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it would be funny if it weren't so scary that he's this close to being able to pull off an -- because clearly, he's trying to impersonate ronald reagan that he's an affable sort of -- >> stephanie: first of all that he didn't hear the fema question 14 times yesterday. maybe he needs a miracle ear if nothing else! [ laughter ] >> exactly! at least reagan could blame it on his age and the fact that he usually did that on airport tarmacs but this guy the children of the corn sons, they frighten me, too. you see tagg romney's stare. it is like out of a horror film. >> what was that thing about him? >> the entitlement on that woman is frightening. we've put out enough taxes for you people. >> ann: stop it! >> stop it. it's our turn. our turn? holy moly!
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>> stephanie: wow you're just like wind you up and -- we need to have you on more often. >> i'm on the perfect talk show. you just say good morning and there's no questions. >> stephanie: good morning mark. any thoughts on the election? [ laughter ] mark, come on in any time. you're delightful. i'm a huge fan. please come on with us any time. don't worry. >> i would love it. if the election goes the way it should go, i want to come into the studio because like i say i'm a long-time listener and i feel like i know all of you guys. chris and jim and a lot of you. i'm your number one fan because you put a happy chirpy face on being a liberal. >> stephanie: i'm relentlessly chirpy. >> i've always said that. you really have a great way -- i've discovered you back when i was so frustrated with him trying to derail clinton over his private matters in the '90s. between you and phil donahue and keith olbermann, you were the only people, you were the owe
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oasis in the world for me. you helped me get through hard times. jim, i'm telling you -- only good thing about the w administration was your impression of w. >> you're welcome. >> stephanie: clinton is getting his. he's never had more fun, has he? now, he's like yep! i got all -- i'm having the time of my life. >> stephanie: mark, love you. talk to you soon, honey. >> thank you so much. bye, everybody. >> thanks, mark. >> we definitely need to have him in studio. [ applause ] >> stephanie: 19 minutes after the hour. kids go to my it is how we run this whole ramshackle operation. why? because i'm at home with a nice little red wine hangover. i'm not coming in for a meeting. >> hell to the know. >> stephanie: people are working remotely leaving their laptops behind. tablets, smart phones, they can't replace it unless you have the go to my pc app.
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it turns any device including your kindle or android into your computer. go to my pc by citrix. number one tool for remote access. go to my pc. you can access your entire mac or pc. used to have to go right to your work computer. i'm going to keep -- >> using the jack brewer bone finger. >> bone finger. >> stephanie: i use it. literally i have access to my entire computer right in my pocket. what do you think of that? try go to my pc. >> is that a bone in your pocket or are you happy to see me? >> stephanie: just for my listeners, visit go to my enter the protocode stephanie. download the free app to your mobile device. try it free. o promo code stephanie. 20 minutes after the hour. back with more with elvira. >> oh, god! that feels weird and good all at once. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."
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♪ come on baby ♪ >> stephanie miller ♪ take my hand ♪ ♪ don't be -- >> stephanie miller. ♪ >> breaking out all of the halloween -- >> i love that old halloween classic. >> stephanie: elvira is here with us for halloween. >> damn it, chris. sleeping on the job. >> stephanie: another episode of mitt romney vampire. >> hest tells us that willard mitt romney ran for president in 2012 but history doesn't tell
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the whole story. >> vampires are not people, my friend. i'm here to turn the living dead into a living nightmare. >> mitt romney. vampire hunter. >> we're taking off your head. this ax is just the right height, my friend. >> he ran for president for four score and seven years. >> vampires have any experience running a business. >> mitt romney. vampire hunter. shall not perish. from the earth. [ laughter ] >> that's hysterical. is that all you jim? >> stephanie: that was rocky mountain mike. >> oh, god. la la, la. i didn't know you had halloween hits. that was actual mitt romney vampire hunter. where is the halloween music damn it?
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>> stephanie: karla in idaho. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi, go ahead. >> caller: i had to call in because i remember watching elvira when i was living in what is now west hollywood and i would come home from the local gay bar a little early and turn on the television and this woman comes on. i called all of my lesbian friends, all of the gay men i knew and said you've got to turn it on channel 11, i believe it was and watch this woman. she's fabulous! and it was like she brought camp to a whole nother level. >> that's how i became popular with the gays because of karla. thank you! >> channel 11? >> 9. >> thank you. >> stephanie: lindsay lohan is a mitt romney supporter. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] she tweeted before the storm.
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why is everyone in such a panic about hurricane sally. think positive and pray for peace. >> what? >> hurricane sally? >> slow this thing down. >> stephanie: she retweeted about thousands of flight cancellations. she amended the name to hurricane sassy because there's nothing funnier. than impending tragedy. >> i always vote for whoever lindsay lohan and kid rock support. because i know that they -- >> they both look like they need a bath. >> they do. they should do one together. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh we didn't finish right-wing world. oh dear. desperate flailing. jonah goldberg. >> i think charles is a little too hard on obama. frankly. >> really? >> it is huge progress he didn't blame the hurricane on a video. that alone is a big step forward for the guy.
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>> or on george bush. >> that's out there on the internet. you can find that. >> wow. >> you know -- humor -- >> >> stephanie: when there are people dying. >> it requires truth. it requires something to be true that you are revealing within the humor -- if the whole thing is predicated on a lie -- >> stephanie: our buddy joan walsh wrote it is impossible to see the storm has devastated mitt romney's presidential candidacy. the response to the hurricane has seemed like one long commercial. a lesson we're all in this together while romney flails on the sidelines. along with his friends in right-wing world. it is just -- what? trying to make jokes when people are literally -- like -- all right. >> one big photo op for him. >> stephanie: 29 minutes after the hour. back with more elvira on "the stephanie miller show."
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>> on wall mean night -- >> -- on halloween night -- >> stephanie miller rises out of the pumpkin patch with toys for children. >> stephanie: 34 minutes after the hour. >> this portion of "the stephanie miller show" is brought to you by our friend bert leavy, author of the last open road who asks have you traveled the last open road? go to >> stephanie: thank you. all right. elvira, mistress of the dark live in studio. somebody just said the elvira pinball machine -- >> was the best pinball game ever. >> stephanie: she's an industry. not a woman. she's an adult beverage and a video game. >> there are some elvira shoes coming out? >> a new virtual elvira pinball
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machine. you can play it laying down. okay. >> like on an ipad. >> you hold this little thing in your hands and it vibrates, too. >> stephanie: i'm in. >> it is so much fun. and also yeah, there's some elvira shoes. vans shoes. you can buy those and converse. it is actually just a -- i don't know what it is. some kind of trick but you can get elvira shoes at the av >> stephanie: her phone ringing constantly. elvira baby, i've got shoes. >> smelly things in the car. >> elvira contraceptive foam. stop me if you've heard this. >> you're appearing tonight or today? >> today. in a couple of hours, on the hallmark channel on the home and family show. >> aww! [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> stephanie: when you think of elvira, that's what you think of.
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>> i'm on there giving halloween tips tips, i said, jim, with a p. >> stephanie: jim would like some halloween tips. >> we had a blast. >> stephanie: could we have halloween tips? could we have a halloween tip? >> here is a costume you three should not wear tonight. don't dress as a pinata, a fire hydrant or a speed bump. [ applause ] >> stephanie: halloween tips. >> stephanie: i think it is self-evident. >> i think so. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> stephanie: g.m. calls latest romney ad politics at its cynical worst. jim, that ad is the cynical west or his fake -- you know, campaign. what is it? disaster relief event. >> stephanie: ridiculous. the obama campaign -- chrysler planned to move production of jeeps to china. which the company has denied. and bill clinton said they put out a statement today saying it
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was the biggest load of bull in the world. that they were shutting down their american operation. they said not to fall prey to romney's spin insisting the president was ahead. we're winning this race, said david axelrod. it is based on state by state polling. cnn poll in florida biggest swing state suggesting romney is only leading by a single point. yeah. somebody was saying we'll have to see how all of this plays into fema, all of that. florida obviously has really needed over time. >> suddenly they forgot down there? >> stephanie: plus, i can't imagine the seniors are falling for romney and ryan's -- oh, no, we're just -- we're not going to voucherize it. it will be better for you. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> it's great. >> stephanie: rhonda in missouri, you're on with elvira. >> caller: hi. happy halloween everyone. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: two quick things to say. first, i'm originally from
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connecticut. mind-boggling how missourians will vote against their own best interest because of obama's skin. and i think for undecided women voters, they should really have a debate between the first lady and ann. that would be very interesting i think. >> i would love to see that. >> stephanie: she's so warm, ann romney. >> ann: stop it. this is hard. you want to try it, get in the ring. this is hard. >> she would talk to michelle like she was the help. that would not go over well. >> did you see this? i swear to god i just don't know if there's anything true that's come out of the romney campaign. the secret audio puts ann romney's favorite family story in question. even their family stories are a bunch of -- >> wow. >> i wish the one about schamus was fake. >> stephanie: in secretly recorded audio my mother jones taken from a $1,000 a plate fund-raiser, mitt strangely contradicts a tale he and his
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wife have been telling since 2008 reported to be a favorite family story of the romneys. >> favorite family lie. >> like the story she was raised a young poor black child. >> stephanie: i bought that. romney says and i quote david you mention ann. the fact is she insisted i get in this race. that's the truth. i wanted to talk it over with her. every time i would say let's talk to the pros and cons, she would say talk to the hand. stop it. we're just doing this. we've got to do it. she insisted that i get into it because she was convinced i was the only one who had the capacity to beat president obama. that's of what it is all about for them. however, romney's claim about ann is never going to resolve. appears to contradict what the couple has been telling audiences since 2008 the most instance of which came on jay leno's show. ann said four years ago i made a videotape. i looked into the camera and said mitt, this is for you sweetheart. i'm never going to do it again. he said you know, ann you say that after every pregnancy.
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>> ooh! >> eww! that's conceivey! >> the "l.a. times" described it as a favorite family tale. mitt romney responding in the affirmative. seriously, when you can't even get your family anecdotes right -- >> i love it. doesn't anyone know what that fruit in the kid's face was about? >> stephanie: butter. as a joke, he used to like to shove his kid's face in butter. >> my daughter loved when i did that to her as a child. she still remembers it fondly. mommy, do that again! >> stephanie: the same audio. mitt tells the crowd he believes obama business is a necessary evil or maybe not so necessary. here's a little fun fact. corporate profits are up almost 78% since obama took office. [ applause ] >> what a commi. >> stephanie: exactly. jan in arizona, you're on with elvira. hi jan. >> caller: hi, stephanie. have you had your dose of honey
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and black pepper today? >> you probably weren't watching yesterday. when we had a listener call and say the best thing for strep throat is honey and black pepper. >> stephanie: that sounds awful. >> sounds kid kind of good to me. >> caller: stephanie, i called because in the last debate, romney praised arizona for its education. >> stephanie: uh-huh. >> arizona came in 49th school astically. also my other comment is ann romney made a statement that during a two-year mission his mission was equal to two years of service. what a god damn insult that is to the veteran and service people. i'm so upset about that one. i could scream. >> >> stephanie: he compared hurricane relief to one time when they were picking up trash from a football field. >> get people supplies so they can live.
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picking up trash. >> it is horrible. >> picking up trash is horrible. >> stephanie: for halloween one more scary creature. ann coulter in right-wing world. >> notice how liberals always -- their candidate they always want to have sex with. they have fantasies clinton gore, obama, of course. they write this in places like "the new york times." liberal woman are fantasizing about having sex with their candidates but at the same time their opponents must be described as tea baggers as racists, as hitler, as evil and the world must be rid of this which ends up in violence. >> you're just jealous because no wants to have sex with you. >> no one wants to have sex with any of the candidates. bush romney? eww! come on, i want to have sex with all liberals. i'm sexy liberal. >> ann coulter does tend to be a bag of bones. >> wait a minute. >> stephanie: the results of violence against conservatives? anything she's referring to? >> rape. oh wait.
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they don't believe in rape. i forgot. >> it is god's will. >> anyone ever try throwing water on ann coulter? >> look at her! [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> i'm going to try that. >> stephanie: so fox and friends, i guess they're just running out stuff to do. they interviewed donald trump. to know what president obama's response was to his -- i'm sure that's what may be on the president's mind right now. >> what did i say -- what do i say to the donald? losing sleep over it. >> stephanie: of course, there has been no response from the president. trump said first of all i can tell you there is tremendous momentum. when i did it the first time, people didn't quite get it. there was a little bit of backlash. people didn't like it. now there's unbelievable momentum. >> huge. tremendousness. >> have you ever heard his tweets. trump's tweets that sound like a teenage girl. just sayin'.
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oh, my god have you seen like lindsay lohan? she's so hot. >> stephanie: he's a waste of -- seriously like space. he believes this is a possibility the white house would turn over records indicates obama was born outside the u.s. >> he's a waste of alpaca. if that's what's on his head. i'm not sure. >> stephanie: whatever that is. road kill. listen. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] if they were so confident in mitt romney and his wildly popular personality and policies, they wouldn't have to be doing all of these dirty tricks, would they? it is interesting, chris. they seem to be following on the republican side. >> yeah, they are. huh. >> stephanie: with a week to go the nasty campaign tactics coming out. people have gotten calls falsely telling them they can vote early by phone and don't need to go to a polling place. you can't vote by phone anywhere in america. >> stephanie: in broward county florida. there's that county again. elderly voters requested absentee ballots. they were visited by unknown
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people authorized to collect the ballots. >> was one of them romney's son? wasn't he involved in some -- >> flag and fling. >> he's invested in voting machines. >> good. >> stephanie: there is a mysterious dvd popping up in mailboxes that purr reports to be a documentary raising the true identity of president obama's father. there is no official that picks up your ballot. >> there is no ballot delivery service. >> stephanie: land shark. here to get your ballot. >> i'm starting one though. but i'm only going to the people with the signs that say romney in their yard. i'm starting a new service. >> stephanie: elvira is the only person officially authorized to pick up your ballot on halloween. >> i will do it tonight with your trick or treat bag. give me some mounds bars and jellybeans. >> mounds. >> stephanie: billboards that were meant to threaten people in minority neighborhoods. independent voter florida voter jane bowman smelled something
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bad. a dvd in her mailbox. questioned it. she said i think it is a dirty trick. it astonished me. i think they're doing everything they can to win florida. it is a sorry situation. this is a dvd jim that, makes our good friend orly taitz go crazy. dreams from my real father because it says the president's true father was a poet living in hawaii named frank marshall which blows her birther case. >> he's from too maybe cases. -- from too many cases. >> he's the illegitimate son of malcolm x. >> oh, there's that. >> and rupaul. [ laughter ] >> they had a child. >> stephanie: 46 minutes after the hour. back with the remaining moments of the show with elvira. >> that woman's about as -- as a rhinoceros. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."
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i think romney was right on the button. i don't think anyone cares about that right now. yeah, i think they do. >> who's this idiot? >> stephanie: ron bonjean. >> bone king? [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> that was your one line. >> my mom saw your movie. you'll be getting 23 cents. >> i ran across it on show time the other day. it was her movie that she was in. >> stephanie: i'm no elvira. >> my movie? >> we're in the same boat. >> you've been in a few movies. >> a couple. >> stephanie: elvira mistress of the dark. >> you should watch today on halloween, everybody. i don't get any money from it. what the hell. >> i don't know. >> i'll check. >> stephanie: or if you like to see a lot of elvira impersonators, go to west hollywood. >> chris, take your organ out for me. >> stephanie: you knew this
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wasn't take long. anti-gay preacher blames hurricane sandy on -- >> the gays. leaders claim that hurricane sandy is further proof that god is systematically destroying america for the homosexual agenda. which i still don't have a copy of. john mcternen made similar illusions about hurricane isaac. pat robertson has long believed that. >> i want it know why it didn't happen in west hollywood. >> it was beautiful in california. >> stephanie: pat robertson went further. not just hurricanes. you remember earthquakes tornadoes, possibly a meteor. and alligator setting up on their hind legs chewing baby children. >> stephanie: alligators in bowling hats. >> really? >> stephanie: yes, indeed. david bender real quick with some breaking polling news for us. good morning, david bender. >> happy halloween everybody. i've got some candy for you! this just in. the cbs quinnipiac and quinnipiac, the most accurate
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poll two years ago. the most accurate. obama up by one in florida. two in virginia. five in ohio. >> ooh! >> just in. >> i hope that holds. >> that's candy for everybody. it doesn't mean that we stop working. this is before people get to see his andrew shepherd moment of the last three days. >> stephanie: that's right. he is the president -- so take that. thank you. >> happy halloween. hi elvira. >> hi. that's a great treat. thank you. >> stephanie: make sure you keep your bathrobe closed when you answer the door tonight. >> that's a good point. i'm closing it now. >> stephanie: love you. >> love you guys, bye. >> you gave me a great idea with the romney poo bags i have. i'm going to -- you know, you could go around the neighborhood and if people have the sign in their yard, you could put them -- a burning bag of dog poo on the doormat and ring the bell and then they stomp it out. >> stomp on romney.
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>> stephanie: we've been doing what most people do on halloween, looking online at people who dress their pets up for halloween. are you pro or -- >> well, you know, there are some pets that enjoy the clothes. it is like cross-dressing. but there are some -- some pets that really don't. i had a rottweiler who i dressed up as fido castro and he actually seemed to enjoy wearing a beard and chewing a cigar. >> stephanie: really? we saw a wiemer reiner dressed as a cowboy that didn't look happy about it. >> caption: kill me. >> stephanie: i tweeted a picture of a wiener dog in a bun. >> wiener dog puppy in a bun. he looks like he's enjoying it. >> stephanie: he likes it. >> i saw a dog yesterday on the show i was doing which happens to be coming up in a couple of hours on tv. the home and family -- on the hallmark channel. there was a dog dressed as marilyn monroe with ginormous
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cleavage. i was like i don't need any competition here. >> stephanie: you're like that bitch. halloween tip from hollywood. do not go to tom cruise's house. his drunken neighbor was tased recently. >> drunken neighbor. >> i saw that. >> security guard tased him. katie is like yeah, welcome to my world. every time i tried to leave. >> stephanie: elvira, you've been to the playboy mansion a time or two i'm guessing. >> just a time or two. >> stephanie: kelsey grammer parties at the playboy mansion with his infant daughter. >> look at you. you've got a baby. >> that's a way. better than having a dog. >> look at you! you have a baby! in a bar. >> stephanie: he brought his 3-month-old. >> he claims it was because he couldn't find a sitter. >> well then you just don't go out if you can't find a sitter. >> he was whooping it up at a table next to paris hilton just
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after midnight with his baby. >> i hope he didn't put the baby in the hot tub. god knows what's in there. >> the baby in the grotto. >> at least the baby is too young. >> the baby in the grotto. >> paris hilton was a good nanny. she was there to watch. let's go to dorie in salem massachusetts. a little something, something about governor romney. >> caller: happy halloween to everybody. i have a quick question for miss elvira. we're halloween central. when are you coming here? >> where are you? >> salem massachusetts. >> i know. did i go to salem a couple of years ago. i was just outside of salem. such a bummer. i love salem. i want to go there and be there all the time. >> stephanie: it is a trial to get there. [ laughter ] >> i'm afraid to be burned at the stake there. safety first. >> stephanie: what was mitt romney like as governor in sympathy reason he's behind 30 points there? >> whenever anything bad happened here -- hush, kitty -- he was usually in new hampshire.
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so he was never in the state. whenever a disaster happened. he would phone it in from new hampshire. >> stephanie: those are the stories coming out this morning that he was really bad at -- disaster relief when he was there. what's your kitty's name? >> rita. she's a rescue kitty. >> another thing about mark hamill besides being an awesome sexy liberal, best joker ever! >> stephanie: all right. happy halloween. elvira, mistress of the dark, we love you. >> check it out. >> stephanie: i'm wearing the shirt. thank you. happy halloween guys. see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."
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